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Alan Rickman Ends Pizza Delivery Order With Ominous 'So Be It'

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“We believe that your significant other deserves a genetically modified companion as completely unique as they are."

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PetSmart Introduces Heart-Shaped Puppy For Valentine's Day

PHOENIX--Calling it the perfect expression of affection for that special animal lover in your life, PetSmart reportedly introduced the world's first heart-shaped puppy this week just in time for Valentine's Day. “We believe that your significant other d...
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“I just wanted to treat my wife to something special this year."

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Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine's Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub

FORT COLLINS, CO--A new study released this week by researchers at Colorado State University revealed that 89 percent of U.S. husbands intend to surprise their wives this Valentine's Day by stripping nude and then donning a skimpy homemade costume so as...
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Mayo Clinic Offers Special Chocolate Heart Transplant For Valentine's Day

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