“I can’t think of a better way to handle such a serious allegation, and I think nothing more can be said -- beyond the nothing already said.”
Christian E. Bone
It's sad when the points that Babylon Bee is making with satire are more accurate than anything coming out of CNN, MSNBC, NYT, or any other non-conservativ e 'news' sources.
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Russell Miller
Believe all women. *only democrats who support the right things and people, or men who think they are, are women.
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Lee Baskin
This says e everything you ever wanted to know about CNN being a legitimate news org....and maybe we can change Sleepy Joe to "Fingers" Biden
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Vernon Schmidt
Yeah, sexual assault is only taken seriously if it is against a conservative. People can’t say this is a last minute effort to discredit Biden. The Kavanaugh hearings blew that excuse clear out of the water!
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Phil Winfield
Anderson Cooper would dramatically increase his ratings with 69 minutes of silence per day
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David Moberly
Deafening silence from the 'believe her no matter what,' crowd.
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Jacqueline M. Nicole Lutz
It’s believe all women unless they go against your political agenda🤷🏻♀️ A lot can be heard within the silence!
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ScottandCassie Donnellan
Babylon Bee has been a great source of church satire which has helped Christians laugh at ourselves, whilst challenging us to rethink some things. We have absolutely loved it for that, and am really thankful.. We note though that in recent times it has become far more about American politics; and has lost some of its appeal (to us at least). Perhaps the Bee is now targetting more of a non-Christian audience with a view to drawing people in. We'll keep following the Bee though, but would prefer less American politics.
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Rich Beckman
Covered it with silence. Just make a joke of it all. The real joke hate is hiding in his basement.
He’s so fucking issue he had a woman’s forum today and he got the endorsement from the biggest predator apologist of all time. .... yeah the one who lost in 2016 ...
He’s so fucking issue he had a woman’s forum today and he got the endorsement from the biggest predator apologist of all time. .... yeah the one who lost in 2016 ...
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Andrew Land
They are SO respectful that they are giving her a full MONTH of silence, and then some.
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Judy Brannon Pontious
Yep, that’s about right. So, so, so hypocritical and beyond disgusting when you compare it with the whole Kavanaugh fiasco.
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Sean Pasell
I cannot stand the lemmings on the Left. It’s disgusting. They don’t even hide it any longer. The stand for nothing. Nothing. They mean nothing and they serve no purpose.
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Tim Wilson
...Anderson CONTINUED his respectful silence as commentary on Dems impeachment focus at the time the Wuhan virus was breaking out from China...
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Thomas Dixon
Just to remind everybody of Joey bydown’s 2008 dnc campaign infamous statement the sob said “there is no way that ni—er will be the president “ audio & video and the lady that says she was molested by Joey?????
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Douglas Knowles
Does anyone know how Biden did in his Women's Town Hall Meeting? Just curios.
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William Fullington
not just a minute of silence....real ly its been what...a month of silence....unle ss you want to include the years since the 1993 call to larry king
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Thomas Dixon
Today big surprise Hillary is backing Joey bydown and will be his VP !!!! Two of the world’s biggest lying sob’s ever????
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Janna Davis Haik
What happened to “believe all women”? Ohhhhh, it’s only “believe all women when they’re claiming abuse by a republican”! Got it! #metooisajoke
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Michael Iles
Boy... If you are totes on board with abortion on demand, "Believe All Wymyns" sure takes on a shape-shifting and ephemeral character.
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"We're not packing the field; we're unpacking it."

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Losing Baseball Team Suggests New Rules Allowing Them To Add 4 Players To The Field
HAMPTON FALLS, VA - The official softball team of Gracecornerstonelife Church in Hampton Falls was losing fair and square against the Mormon team last weekend. But then, they had a great idea: 'rebalancing' the field by adding four of their own players to the outfield.The team was quickly accused of...
Jaime Resendiz
Daniel Fonseca Aguiñaga this is NOT faulty thinking.
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Mark Fulcher
And the Gracecorner team gets to decide which runs to count and which ones not to count. And they will keep counting runs long after the game is over.
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David Wanamaker
Plus, they get 7 outs when they are batting and start the game with a one-run advantage.
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Cary Brammer
The only way to achieve true justice is by denying others due process under the law.
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Dan Spencer
They should have done basketball instead then they could have used packing the court. Lol.
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"Eve, the ancestor of all women, ruined everything for us."

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Men Demand Reparations From Women Due To Eve Eating The Apple
WORLD - The men of the world are demanding reparations from the women of the world after realizing all their problems stem from Eve taking a bite of the fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil over 5,999 years ago.'Eve, the ancestor of all women, ruined everything for us,' said Carl Mc...
Roger Barber
So this is a good story of where men's true weakness is, Lucifer knew Adam would do it if Eve talked him into it, I can certainly relate 🤣
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Jim Bryant
A little girl asked her mom where did the human race come from.
She Said “Well God created Adam and Eve and they had kids and so for the and so forth”
A week later she asked her dad the same question
He said “Well we evolved from monkeys”
Confused the girl told her mom what her dad had told her and mom answered…
“Well I was explaining my side of the family and your dad…”
She Said “Well God created Adam and Eve and they had kids and so for the and so forth”
A week later she asked her dad the same question
He said “Well we evolved from monkeys”
Confused the girl told her mom what her dad had told her and mom answered…
“Well I was explaining my side of the family and your dad…”
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Brad Masters
Useless trivia.. there are over 7000 variants of apples.
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Tara Angela
oh the apple from the tree of knowledge?
yeah
you're welcome!
yeah
you're welcome!
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"You mean they'll intentionally social distance from me, like, forever?"

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More Conservatives Deciding Not To Get Vaccinated After Learning Liberals Will Stay Away From Them
U.S. - A new study has found that many conservatives are deciding not to get the COVID-19 vaccine after they learned that liberals will continue staying away from them for their safety.The Biden administration has been trying to reach out to conservatives to get them to take the vaccine, but the exc...
Ameek Ashok Ponda
Trumpers need to double down on this and abjure all vaccines. That’ll show the libtards.
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Evan Erickson
Due to the persistence of unsavory characters suffering from cognitive dissonance to fear monger, here's some facts along with sources (which seems to be absent in fear mongering).
The vaccines are effective: There are multiple ways to show this, you can either look at the studies (Pfizer's: https:// www.nejm.org/ doi/full/ 10.1056/ NEJMoa2034577, Moderna's: https:// www.nejm.org/ doi/full/ 10.1056/ nejmoa2035389) which you can trust, since otherwise those companies would cease being companies if people found out they lied. Or, you can look at Israel, which has over a 60% vaccination rate (https:// ourworldindata.o rg/ covid-vaccinatio ns) and has a 0.5% test positivity rate compared to a rate of 10.3% at the beginning of February (https:// ourworldindata.o rg/ coronavirus-test ing). Alternatively, you can look at how Merck stopped development of their vaccine due to an inadequate immune response (https:// www.statnews.com /2021/01/25/ in-a-major-setba ck-merck-to-sto p-developing-it s-two-covid-19- vaccines-and-fo cus-on-therapie s/).
The vaccines are safe: Again, you can look at the studies or you can look at how the distribution of Johnson and Johnson's vaccine was paused due to a less than a one in a million side effect (https:// www.wsj.com/ articles/ u-s-seeks-to-pau se-j-j-covid-19 -vaccine-use-am id-clotting-rep orts-1161831321 0?reflink=deskt opwebshare_perm alink). I can tackle the conspiracy theories all at once by the simple fact that the reaction rate from the vaccines is way too low for the conspiracies to be true. When you compare this to the side effects of Covid of ~1% death rate and ~10% long haul rate (https:// ourworldindata.o rg/ mortality-risk-c ovid; https:// health.ucdavis.e du/coronavirus/ covid-19-informa tion/ covid-19-long-ha ulers.html) the vaccines is dramatically safer than catching Covid.
So, in conclusion, getting a vaccine is the safest choice for you and your neighbors, which, as Christians, you should care about. 😉
The vaccines are effective: There are multiple ways to show this, you can either look at the studies (Pfizer's: https://
The vaccines are safe: Again, you can look at the studies or you can look at how the distribution of Johnson and Johnson's vaccine was paused due to a less than a one in a million side effect (https://
So, in conclusion, getting a vaccine is the safest choice for you and your neighbors, which, as Christians, you should care about. 😉
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