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“I can’t think of a better way to handle such a serious allegation, and I think nothing more can be said -- beyond the nothing already said.”

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CNN Report On Tara Reade A Respectful Minute Of Silence

ATLANTA, GA—CNN finally devoted prominent primetime airtime to the sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden by Tara Reade, dedicating a full minute of silence to her. Viewers who tuned in would…
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Christian E. Bone
It's sad when the points that Babylon Bee is making with satire are more accurate than anything coming out of CNN, MSNBC, NYT, or any other non-conservative 'news' sources.
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Russell Miller
Believe all women. *only democrats who support the right things and people, or men who think they are, are women.
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Lee Baskin
This says e everything you ever wanted to know about CNN being a legitimate news org....and maybe we can change Sleepy Joe to "Fingers" Biden
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Vernon Schmidt
Yeah, sexual assault is only taken seriously if it is against a conservative. People can’t say this is a last minute effort to discredit Biden. The Kavanaugh hearings blew that excuse clear out of the water!
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Phil Winfield
Anderson Cooper would dramatically increase his ratings with 69 minutes of silence per day
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David Moberly
Deafening silence from the 'believe her no matter what,' crowd.
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Jacqueline M. Nicole Lutz
It’s believe all women unless they go against your political agenda🤷🏻‍♀️ A lot can be heard within the silence!
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ScottandCassie Donnellan
Babylon Bee has been a great source of church satire which has helped Christians laugh at ourselves, whilst challenging us to rethink some things. We have absolutely loved it for that, and am really thankful.. We note though that in recent times it has become far more about American politics; and has lost some of its appeal (to us at least). Perhaps the Bee is now targetting more of a non-Christian audience with a view to drawing people in. We'll keep following the Bee though, but would prefer less American politics.
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Rich Beckman
Covered it with silence. Just make a joke of it all. The real joke hate is hiding in his basement.
He’s so fucking issue he had a woman’s forum today and he got the endorsement from the biggest predator apologist of all time. .... yeah the one who lost in 2016 ...
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Andrew Land
They are SO respectful that they are giving her a full MONTH of silence, and then some.
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Judy Brannon Pontious
Yep, that’s about right. So, so, so hypocritical and beyond disgusting when you compare it with the whole Kavanaugh fiasco.
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Sean Pasell
I cannot stand the lemmings on the Left. It’s disgusting. They don’t even hide it any longer. The stand for nothing. Nothing. They mean nothing and they serve no purpose.
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Tim Wilson
...Anderson CONTINUED his respectful silence as commentary on Dems impeachment focus at the time the Wuhan virus was breaking out from China...
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Kevin Stewart
Anderson Cooper willfully ignorant
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Thomas Dixon
Just to remind everybody of Joey bydown’s 2008 dnc campaign infamous statement the sob said “there is no way that ni—er will be the president “ audio & video and the lady that says she was molested by Joey?????
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Douglas Knowles
Does anyone know how Biden did in his Women's Town Hall Meeting? Just curios.
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Hedrick Richard Dean
A minute?!?.... that "minute" is going to set a world record for the longest running minute in History. Thanks #CNN
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Tom Cadogan
The silence was interrupted by crickets chirping
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William Fullington
not just a minute of silence....really its been what...a month of silence....unless you want to include the years since the 1993 call to larry king
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Jo Ann Richardson Dugan
Hilary is used to endorsing a rapist!
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Thomas Dixon
Today big surprise Hillary is backing Joey bydown and will be his VP !!!! Two of the world’s biggest lying sob’s ever????
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Dave Warren
"You said it all man...you said it all."
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Janna Davis Haik
What happened to “believe all women”? Ohhhhh, it’s only “believe all women when they’re claiming abuse by a republican”! Got it! #metooisajoke
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Michael Iles
Boy... If you are totes on board with abortion on demand, "Believe All Wymyns" sure takes on a shape-shifting and ephemeral character.
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Richard Stanley
Whatever happened to #MeToo
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Kathy Gould
I thought you guys wrote satire...
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Matthew Wynn
Believe all women... and Joe Biden.
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Michael Marlow
News stations not reporting news. Unless of course it's "news".
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Ken McDonald
Hello darkness, my old friend
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Douglas C. Gardner
Spot on Bee 🐝- great article
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"We're not packing the field; we're unpacking it."

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Losing Baseball Team Suggests New Rules Allowing Them To Add 4 Players To The Field

HAMPTON FALLS, VA - The official softball team of Gracecornerstonelife Church in Hampton Falls was losing fair and square against the Mormon team last weekend. But then, they had a great idea: 'rebalancing' the field by adding four of their own players to the outfield.The team was quickly accused of...
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Jaime Resendiz
Daniel Fonseca Aguiñaga this is NOT faulty thinking.
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Mark Fulcher
And the Gracecorner team gets to decide which runs to count and which ones not to count. And they will keep counting runs long after the game is over.
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Paul Roberts
I hope they get to provide the umpires too.
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Tanya Oetken
And they will be allowed to destroy the other teams bats.
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Brad Paulson
But the team they're playing against gets to vote in who goes onto the field
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David Wanamaker
Plus, they get 7 outs when they are batting and start the game with a one-run advantage.
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Tate Latture
Wooden bats are tree genocide!
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Cary Brammer
The only way to achieve true justice is by denying others due process under the law.
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Dan Spencer
They should have done basketball instead then they could have used packing the court. Lol.
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Richard Coleman
Or maybe they can start an inning with a runner on 2nd?
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Lynn Thomas
Maybe that will help the Cubs.🤔
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Tom Welling
Which doesn't address the reasons why they're the losing team.
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Steve McAndrew
Sums it up
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Derek Saclolo
If this was basketball, it literally would be called "court-packing". 🤣
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Barnard Miller
How true
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Paul Jones
Must be Democrats
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Walter J. Bombka
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Emily Kooistra
Karen Moorlag I can’t 😂😂😂
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Nancy Feroe Manson
lol
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Emma Curtis
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Walter Hill
The Fauci CUBS
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Crystal Ambler
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Miles Jones
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Craig R. Brittain
If you build it, they willl... you know, uh, the thing. Come on, man!
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Jason Grams
This belongs at NotTheBee
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"Eve, the ancestor of all women, ruined everything for us."

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Men Demand Reparations From Women Due To Eve Eating The Apple

WORLD - The men of the world are demanding reparations from the women of the world after realizing all their problems stem from Eve taking a bite of the fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil over 5,999 years ago.'Eve, the ancestor of all women, ruined everything for us,' said Carl Mc...
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Roger Barber
So this is a good story of where men's true weakness is, Lucifer knew Adam would do it if Eve talked him into it, I can certainly relate 🤣
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Jim Bryant
A little girl asked her mom where did the human race come from.
She Said “Well God created Adam and Eve and they had kids and so for the and so forth”

A week later she asked her dad the same question
He said “Well we evolved from monkeys”

Confused the girl told her mom what her dad had told her and mom answered…

“Well I was explaining my side of the family and your dad…”
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Ted Harding
And I want my rib back!!!
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Jamie Knofczynski
Adams 🙄
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Brad Masters
Useless trivia.. there are over 7000 variants of apples.
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Jaden Hafso
Seems fair to me!
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Vinnie Abate
I know this is funny but I agree with it.
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Alicia Layne
Eve was deceived by Satan. Adam just said okay and ate it no questions.
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Paul Montgomery
Where is the satire.
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Smutna sowa
where is the lie
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Tara Angela
oh the apple from the tree of knowledge?
yeah
you're welcome!
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Mike Katic
Reparations are to include a lifetime of laundry duty and sandwich making.
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Alicia Bridges
Adam ate it too eve just wanted to share
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Paul Struwe
Oooooooooh
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Никола Цветковски
Milan Milevski xaxaax
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Rusty Lege
Are all apples pink on the inside??
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"You mean they'll intentionally social distance from me, like, forever?"

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More Conservatives Deciding Not To Get Vaccinated After Learning Liberals Will Stay Away From Them

U.S. - A new study has found that many conservatives are deciding not to get the COVID-19 vaccine after they learned that liberals will continue staying away from them for their safety.The Biden administration has been trying to reach out to conservatives to get them to take the vaccine, but the exc...
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Stacey Harris Wutzke
The Bee always delivers. 😂😂
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Tom Wisneski
If only this was true
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Rebecca S Allen
I am vaccinated but I’m going to tell them I’m not
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Ed Bradley
Genius, so glad I did not get the shot yet
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David Condreay
Heaven! I’d be in heaven!
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Marci Andersen Johns
Oh man, so true 😆
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Diane Graves Wilson
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Ken Riehl
If only...
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Mike Lathrop
True story
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Project for the New American Empire
Tempting...
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Lisa Lilla
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Jennifer Jane
Oh goody!!!!!
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Terryn Wimmer
Kassie Blair 🤔😂😂
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Ameek Ashok Ponda
Trumpers need to double down on this and abjure all vaccines. That’ll show the libtards.
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Evan Erickson
Due to the persistence of unsavory characters suffering from cognitive dissonance to fear monger, here's some facts along with sources (which seems to be absent in fear mongering).

The vaccines are effective: There are multiple ways to show this, you can either look at the studies (Pfizer's: https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2034577, Moderna's: https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/nejmoa2035389) which you can trust, since otherwise those companies would cease being companies if people found out they lied. Or, you can look at Israel, which has over a 60% vaccination rate (https://ourworldindata.org/covid-vaccinations) and has a 0.5% test positivity rate compared to a rate of 10.3% at the beginning of February (https://ourworldindata.org/coronavirus-testing). Alternatively, you can look at how Merck stopped development of their vaccine due to an inadequate immune response (https://www.statnews.com/2021/01/25/in-a-major-setback-merck-to-stop-developing-its-two-covid-19-vaccines-and-focus-on-therapies/).

The vaccines are safe: Again, you can look at the studies or you can look at how the distribution of Johnson and Johnson's vaccine was paused due to a less than a one in a million side effect (https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-seeks-to-pause-j-j-covid-19-vaccine-use-amid-clotting-reports-11618313210?reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink). I can tackle the conspiracy theories all at once by the simple fact that the reaction rate from the vaccines is way too low for the conspiracies to be true. When you compare this to the side effects of Covid of ~1% death rate and ~10% long haul rate (https://ourworldindata.org/mortality-risk-covid; https://health.ucdavis.edu/coronavirus/covid-19-information/covid-19-long-haulers.html) the vaccines is dramatically safer than catching Covid.

So, in conclusion, getting a vaccine is the safest choice for you and your neighbors, which, as Christians, you should care about. 😉
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Caroline McAllister
That's awesome!
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Michael Peedee
If only.
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